Love Storyteller Prints

"Mind if I journal?"

"Valentine’s Day is my favorite holiday! Let's light some candles, take a bubble bath, and talk about the future." "Things a woman will never hear in her lifetime - #14"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

Tristan Und Isolde

"What did Jesus order?"

'For God's sake give me some angst, how will I ever write a misery memoir?'

'It was a dark and stormy night. Also, there was a Catch-22.'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I thought we were just dating."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'They said 'write what you know.' So I didn't write anything.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Start with a Spanish doubloon. Those are always good."

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

A declaration - man tells a girl that she has stolen his heart.

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands