Love Storytellers Prints

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Cupid Misfires.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

Home Sweet Home

'Are we there yet?'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Tristan Und Isolde

"What did Jesus order?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'Now that's what I call a really old tree!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

Catch and release dating.

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'