Relationship Storytellers Prints

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

Pastries and Candy

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Jorge Luis Borges

Tristan Und Isolde

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Catch and release dating.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe