Quirky Relationship Storyteller Prints

'She's been seeing the Invisible Man. I have no idea what she sees in him.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

How I met your mother

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

Chicken Funeral Planning.

Centaur falls in love.

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

'Alright, let's do this.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Hog Futures

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'He said, but for you he wouldn't have stuck your credit card to the roof of his mouth in the first place...'

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"