Quirky Relationship Storyteller Pillows

'She's been seeing the Invisible Man. I have no idea what she sees in him.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"Sorry lad, ye can't be having' me pot o' toilet paper."

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

How I met your mother

"This little piggy went to market, this little piggy drove the getaway car..."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"Really, Larry? Of all the things that could have bitten you, you get a wereduck?"

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"I'll bet there's a story there."

Pets in Attorney's office - 'The iguana gets everything.'

Hog Futures

"Convicts selling novels from prison? At least that could never happen here, eh Jones?"

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

'I've written a poem describing my feelings on discovering the body, Inspector...'

Centaur falls in love.

'Miss Wilson, get on the web and find me everything on bottles!'

'Alright, let's do this.'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

Chicken Funeral Planning.

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'Remember the book about the scary monsters, Honey? Well, your father's relatives can't hurt you, either.'

'He said, but for you he wouldn't have stuck your credit card to the roof of his mouth in the first place...'

"It's just thrived since I let it have Harry!"