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Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Pastries and Candy

Home Sweet Home

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'He was a great writer'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Jorge Luis Borges

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Tristan Und Isolde

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Catch and release dating.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

Mouse Sidewalk Cafe

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands