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'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Tristan Und Isolde

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Catch and release dating.

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

"You may now kiss the bride."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Alright, let's do this.'

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..."

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''

'Quit interrupting me. You were always doing that.'