Marital Storytellers Mugs

She always said that Harold hogged the covers. Mildred Sims. Harold Sims.

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

'Well, he actually behaved pretty well for the first few minutes of the wedding ceremony....'

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Tristan Und Isolde

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

"I see marriage as a verb, he sees it as a triathlon."

"The waiter said he wouldn't recommend the octopus, so what do you order? The octopus."

Catch and release dating.

Frankenstein's Reading Light

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"I'll bet there's a story there."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Oh, you haven’t seen holiday drama ‘till you’ve met our little family."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'They met in a revolving door and started going around together.'

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"You may now kiss the bride."

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Wow, that was unforgettable.'-'What was?'

'Alright, let's do this.'

"When I first saw your mother, she was bathed in moonlight."

'Is this what you're looking for, dear?'

'I wonder how my husband is managing at the construction site with my gavel.'

"A beautiful baby. Who does he take after?"

"And that's another thing, when did you last take me out ?"

"Now remember - ten paces, turn and fire..."

Mrs Smith and her daughter - now and 40 years later...

'We'll never make it, Sean. I'm ‘Once upon a time' and you're ‘It was a dark and stormy night.''