Relationship Storyteller T-Shirts

"Before you answer my proposal my Dear, let me just show you the balance of my off shore account..."

News Celeb Divorce: Long-suffering wife tells us of abusive husband, In tomorrow's news - dignified husband tells us of vile grabbing wife.

Star Light, Star Bright

"We met when I yelled at him for running clockwise around the Reservoir."

"This isn't about another woman, Melissa. It's about magic beans.''

"I'll bet there's a story there."

'My first husband was a whiner my second husband was a complainer. My present husband is a happy combination.'

'I told you Jeff was a stud. I didn't say he was smart.'

'Alright, let's do this.'

'Boy, Cora's gonna kill me if she gets wise, but meet me tonight behind the castle.'

"Can you believe it? Smiley kissed me! I was totally not expecting it. She's probably gonna blabber it to the whole school! If I'm lucky."

Shepherd and eurydice

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Edgar Allen Poe

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'