Romance Novel Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Your book is the biggest load of over sentimental, gushy rubbish I've ever read. I love it!'

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

"As her bosom rose and fell, Jean-Pierre looked on with desire... Should I keep going?"

"Oh, I liked it, it's just that a breezy summer romance novel wasn't the book I thought you'd pick for book club."

'I've always preferred the company of fictional men, to the ones that I meet in real life.'

'Edna always wore rubber gloves while reading romance novels.'

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Mingling with a Tingling: Another Novel in the 'Networking with Passion' Series.

50 Shades of Hay

Romance Novels

"At Celestial Romance our business is selling dreams. And our bottom line is a nightmare."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Thomas Mann.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Television Readers.

Bear Costume

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"I feel we haven't moved beyond parallel play."

I only have eyes for you

Silence of the Chickens...

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

Characters jumping out of a book.

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Iris Murdoch

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

Layer cake

Klimt Kiss Phones

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Love is in the air...

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'