Romance-realism Fan Gifts

Modern Charm

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Romance

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

"You never chase me through back yards anymore."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

Victor Hugo

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

Romance Scene

"You can't expect me to be dependable all the time!"

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Masked Admirer

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

'Dave, why did we marry?' 'You wanted part of the paper.'

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'

'Like all men, he has an opinion on everything. The good news is, he keeps them to himself.'

"You'll make a good first wife."

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"