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Modern Charm

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Romance

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

The point in every relationship, when annoying habits become intolerable...

"You never chase me through back yards anymore."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

Victor Hugo

'Will you marry me if I can get funding?'

"I appreciate couples therapy, but I can't stop fantasizing about group therapy."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

Romance Scene

'This is George, my divorce lawyer from a previous marriage.'

"You can't expect me to be dependable all the time!"

'It's very nice to meet you, but I prefer to remain anonymous.'

Masked Admirer

Woman carrying Bridget Jones video : 'I got your gangster film. It's a special edition with alternative scenes.'

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

"Don't wag your tail. It shows you're desperate."

'Dave, why did we marry?' 'You wanted part of the paper.'

"They don't call it 'The Boulevard of Broken Dreams' for nothing, kid."

"I understand she's marrying him for his condominium in Fort Lauderdale."

"We really need to have our rugs vacuumed professionally one of these days."

'It is better to have lost at love with a good prenuptial agreement.'

'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'

'Like all men, he has an opinion on everything. The good news is, he keeps them to himself.'

'He's nouveau. She's riche.'

Stendhal

"You'll make a good first wife."

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .