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"And they hoped to live happily ever after, but real life isn't like that."

The Boulevard of Unbroken Dreams

Stendhal

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Isabel Allende

Tired Barbie

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Things are looking up!"

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

New from Low-Key Press.

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Unicorn in the Woods

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Surreal Ale Pub.

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs would make a great reality show."

Astronaut fishbowl.

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'