Realism Fan Pillows

"And they hoped to live happily ever after, but real life isn't like that."

The Boulevard of Unbroken Dreams

Stendhal

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

Isabel Allende

Tired Barbie

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Thermidor Dali

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

Sausages!

Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

Cover story: Picasso

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

Astronaut fishbowl.

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Surreal Ale Pub.