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'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Tired Barbie

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

Virginia could tolerate the Woolf whistles no longer

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'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

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'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'

'That's the sign of a good painting!'

"It was love at first sight, but spectacles have improved a lot since then."

"Where do you see yourself in five years?"

Gustave Flaubert

Expectations vs. Bitterness

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"