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Sand Painting

Larry's used art

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Well....I could've done this!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"The overthinker"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Jackson Pollock Studio

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."