Realism Art Aficionado Mugs

Sand Painting

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Candle Portraits.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Cats at private view

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

Jackson Pollock Studio

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)