Realism Fans Mugs

'Realistic council around here.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Isabel Allende

"Things are looking up!"

Police film evidence

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

A couple decides what to watch.

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

New from Low-Key Press.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

Unicorn in the Woods

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

GLOO!

'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'

'...Nadine Dorries has sent you a present from Australia. She said as soon as she saw it she thought of you!'