Realism Fans Prints

'Realistic council around here.'

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Isabel Allende

ThrEschers.

Police film evidence

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"Things are looking up!"

Thermidor Dali

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

A couple decides what to watch.

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

New from Low-Key Press.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Sausages!

Unicorn in the Woods

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

Dispute between Pelosi and Trump

"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

'Scrub that previous message Houston. There is no, I repeat no intelligent life on Mars.'

"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."

Cover story: Picasso

As Seen On TV

GLOO!

Election Report. The political debates and huge ratings. "Dancing Around the Issues" topped "Dancing with the Stars"!

Man sees capitol building: 'Truth, Justice, Reality TV'

'You don't know how much it would mean to me if you could just jump.'