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'Any really good, uninhibited, neo-realist adult can do that.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Venus

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Raincloud Umbrella

Use your imagination.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Klimt Kiss Phones

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

Live Stream

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

They were mysteriously drawn together

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"He gets easily abstracted."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Framed Lady