Neo-realist Art Lover Gifts

'Any really good, uninhibited, neo-realist adult can do that.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Use your imagination.

Raincloud Umbrella

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Where Indian ink came from.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Live Stream

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Klimt Kiss Phones

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mr. Punch in Venice

The Origami Society...

What's an Imax cave?

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

"Amateurs."

"He gets easily abstracted."