Neo-realism Gifts

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Artist

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

Raincloud Umbrella

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"He gets easily abstracted."

Convenience.

Tired Barbie

"Things are looking up!"

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Dreams I have had...

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

A.M Gorky

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

New from Low-Key Press.

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'

Ball Pool Peril

The Great Rainbow of China

Breakfast surreal.