"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."
Realism At Work Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly resonates with someone who appreciates the honest side of their career? Our realistic at work collection offers clever, relatable items perfect for colleagues, bosses, or hardworking friends. These products capture the humor and sincerity of everyday office life, making them ideal for anyone who values authenticity and effort. Whether for a birthday, workstation upgrade, or just to brighten a colleague’s day, find something that echoes the real grind with a playful twist.
'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'
Pinocchio's Second Realization
"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."
Tired Barbie
"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."
"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."
"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."
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City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."
'Now stay tuned for 'Hope - Myth or Reality', to be followed by 'Reality - Hope or Myth'.'
"I'm the bluebird of low expectations."
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
Have you considered a career in travel brochures?
Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.
"I have a list of downsides I'd like you to develop into a list of upsides."
"Say, why don't we go see the Hopper show at the Whitney?"
'Satchel, life is like a can of tuna...'
"Today, in all aspects of life losses outnumbered gains."
Inbox and Outbox
"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."
"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"
"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."
Warning Being Alive On This Planet May Cause Cancer
'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'
'I feel better today too, but around here I've learned not to be too optimistic.'
"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
Gustave Flaubert
'That's the sign of a good painting!'
Expectations vs. Bitterness
"That's my survival kit. It has a meditation tape, aspirin and rose-coloured glasses."
"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."
Realism At Work Gifts Collection
Realism At Work Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that capture the real side of work life—perfect for anyone who appreciates honesty with a splash of humor.
Realism At Work Pillows
Find cozy, honest pillows that bring a touch of real-world wisdom to any space—great for home offices or desks.
Realism At Work Prints
Browse our prints celebrating the genuine side of work life—instant motivation, humor, and realism for your workspace.
Realism At Work T-Shirts
Check out our tees that speak the truth about the workplace—ideal for colleagues who value authenticity and a clever sense of humor.