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'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Vincent Van Goat.

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"It's obviously an original."

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

Edgar Degas

'It sold for how much!'

"He does impressions too!"

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

Monet At Open Mic Night

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Van Gogh.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

"I see van Gogh's influence."

Edouard Manet