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'Three thousand of those, four thousand of those, five thousand of those...'

When we met, you told me you make a lousy first impression. Well, guess what: You also make a lousy second impression. Actually, my only decent impression is Kirk Douglas. Wanna hear it?

Vincent Van Goat.

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I have to say candidate two made a very good impression."

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Monet in the '90s.

Maurice Ravel.

"You are the weakest wink...goodbye."

"It's obviously an original."

Artistic Grammar … Van Gogh. Van Going. Van Gone.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Edgar Degas

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"He does impressions too!"

"We met at the Monet exhibits!"

Galerie de Commerce: Invoices of the Post-Impressionists

Monet At Open Mic Night

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"Get that de Kooning sneer off your face. This is Turner!"

'It sold for how much!'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

Van Gogh.

"Kiss me. I'm Claude Monet."

Vincent Van Gogh in the form of a Van.

Billie Piper.

William S. Burroughs

"I see van Gogh's influence."

Edouard Manet