Rustic Romantic Gifts

Backyard Chickens (hypothetical and actual).

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Stores of grain and blessings.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Sauvignon Bonk

Venus

'Charlie is the first to admit that he's too old for me.'

"You're such a good listener."

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Why don't you find a museum!"

'More bubbles!'

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Paint pots in love

Love Conquers All

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Diamond outfits

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

Love linked

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Ostriches making out

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Missing You.

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"You're solemates!"

"Oh, how sweet of you."