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Christmas Tree

Theorbo

Bee flying to another flower.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Joust Sharpener

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"Anything but milk and cookies."

You're the olive in my martini

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

'I'm huggable!'

"Another round?"

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Jenga!!!

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Early versions of the new year's eve ball drop proved less popular among revelers,

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

I'm nervous, Sadie. Relax, Darlene. It's your bachelorette party. But an all-male revue – It sounds gross. Men go to strip clubs, why can't we? Besides, this place is a classy international venue. Palais des Beefcakes? Show us your pecs!

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

December Fest

Christmas with Cats

"Well, if you must know, he makes me laugh."

"I'm the designated driver."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

The night after Christmas.

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'Happy New Year!'