Rustic Reveler Gifts

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

"A mighty fine cabernet, Zeke!"

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

The New Year's Dance

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

My own museum.

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

"She's family."

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"Hey! Your phone isn't turned on."

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

Has he been smoking dope? Of course, how else do you think we get off the ground?

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

Dogs play the double bass

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

"Don't worry, she's still alcohol aware."

Speleologist

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"

Early Photobomb

Christmas Fatigue.

The Fourth Day of Christmas

I love Baroque Music

Christmas drinker

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, it was straight shots all the way.

“If I buy this sweater, we’ll also have to buy a rustic little place upstate.”

"Umm ... I'm allergic to milk but not cabernet."