Elegant Reveler Gifts

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Christmas Tree

Theorbo

Bee flying to another flower.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Joust Sharpener

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

"I say we move on to dessert."

The New Year's Dance

Easter Egg Delivery

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

"I'm the designated driver."

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

The night after Christmas.

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

December Fest

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Dogs play the double bass

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Should I be encouraged by your robe, your honor? No. It's just laundry day. Have a nice verdict.

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Christmas Fatigue.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

An Evening Around the Piano