Elegant Reveler Pillows

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

Christmas Tree

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Theorbo

Bee flying to another flower.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Joust Sharpener

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"I say we move on to dessert."

Easter Egg Delivery

The New Year's Dance

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

Vitruvian Manatee

'For my family, Christmas and New Year's Eve is the busiest time... my husband is a spirits dealer and my son is an emergency doctor!'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

The night after Christmas.

December Fest

"I'm the designated driver."

"I don't know about you Mavis but I'm Mullered."

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!

"Woulda looked cool with a beer in his hand, though." Michelangelo's cousin, Michelobelo

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

Dogs play the double bass

'It's not just the Oktoberfests, it's the novemberfests, birthdayfests, flagdayfests, mayfests, arboedayfests...'

"Let's be realistic. Are we all going to try to keep this party afloat, or should we just go home and forget it?"

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Early Photobomb

Christmas Fatigue.

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

"Bartender - givish me another shot."