Rural Story Lover Gifts

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

'Your barn door's open.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

Shepherd

Maternity ward on the farm.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

COW. JUST COW.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'I love you guys!'

Nice six-pack!

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

...and I see the catering is sorted.

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.