Rural Story Lover Gifts

'When I was your age, I used to walk to the moon, uphill...both ways.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Lamb Noise.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"I always knew you'd come back."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'Oh Yeah! It's frosty! BOO-YAH!'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'Your barn door's open.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Maternity ward on the farm.

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

'I love you guys!'

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Shepherd

COW. JUST COW.

Nice six-pack!

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

"We're raising them for turkey bacon."

Sheep