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"I'm what they call a rural sexual."

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Farm Humor.

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Asking out a palm reader.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

Advanced footsie

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Cosmonaut

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

Barman In Love.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"I always knew you'd come back."