Agricultural Romantic T-Shirts

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Where cronuts come from.

"How nice. A truffle."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Shepherd

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The pen is mightier than the sward.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

A solar powered cow.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

Brown cow

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Rural Cityscape

Sheep

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'I'm off to the city for some peace and quiet.'

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'