Agricultural Romantic Mugs

"Shucks, Cornelia, you're beautiful without your husk."

"Scuba cow"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

"How nice. A truffle."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Shepherd

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

A solar powered cow.

'Of course the Smiths have more than we do. His wife works.'

Brown cow

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

Sheep

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

...and I see the catering is sorted.

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

Rural Cityscape

'Now that we've got a new bull, is he the calf's stepfather?'

You have reached your destination... Shat Nav

"You're really crazy about that girl, aren't you, boy."