Countryside Romantics Gifts

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Walkers

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Thatched roof car.

"I always knew you'd come back."

Sheep In Curlers

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Home Sweet Second Home.

The Cattle show Week.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Shepherd

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."