Countryside Romantics Prints

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"I always knew you'd come back."

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

Migrating cows.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

The Cattle show Week.

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

Shepherd

The pen is mightier than the sward.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."