Farm Romantics Pillows

'You're a free range chicken? -- That sounds so romantic!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I always knew you'd come back."

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

It MUST be Valentines Day!

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

The pen is mightier than the sward.

Shepherd

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

I would ask you to cease and desist from sitting on my burrow!

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Ugh, I need to hide - he has a strict policy about workplace dating."

A solar powered cow.

Poultry Reading: 'Lo, Ye Sky, It Falls! Verily it does, watch ye out!'

Rural Cityscape

Sheep

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

Wordilly Durdillies - A cow putt

I see Jerry's had a heart attack!

The cattle grid, the bane of cow and supermodel alike!

...and I see the catering is sorted.

His burro injured, Scotty hauls ass for the nearest town.