Farm Ambiance Enthusiast Gifts

'Would Sir care for a hot towel?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Country Bumpkin.

An early space launch attempt.

You complete me!

Free Range Employees.

No, I don

Cow of BEEF

'Bless You.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'The sty is falling!!'

You must un-learn bowel control!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Do kids eat free?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

I've located your problem, luv!

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

Dogs and Chickens

Cow yin yang spots.

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING