Farm Charm Pillows

'The horse has had colic for two days but you don't want me to see him?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

"I'm an enigma!"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

A Palindrome Cow.

Moo-Magrams Exams

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

The Taming of the Ewe

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Cow Wash Cycle.

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Daddy says he got the promotion: We'll be able to afford to move to greener pastures!"

I'm WAAAY beyond Kinder Surprise!

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Maternity ward on the farm.