Farm Charmers Pillows

'I haven't been kicked once since I bought this new thermometer.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Here we go again. Look at me everybody....I'm a cloud."

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

Wedding Wellies

D.I.Y SUCKS!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

'His breath is so bad I can hardly stand to kiss him.'

'Tasty.'

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Scrooge McCow

'Thanks girls: Boy it's cold today!'

Grassy breath?

Transgenic farm : 'Where's the main office?' - 'Oink, oink.'

Furtive Milking

'She says her stomachs ache.'