Flower Field Frolicker T-Shirts

'Spliff?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Mad about Roses!

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"You must have a green thumb."

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Daffodil bulbs

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

The garden lady.

Valentines Day truck

"Keeping busy?"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Street-seller selling flowers outside Flower Show.

Car with flowers inside

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Medellin erases the image of Escobar

"Look there! That's the proof! Global warming exists!"