Froggy Frolicker T-Shirts

Tree frog

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

He wanted a different one.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Wanna see my tadpole collection?'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Well, maybe upteen zillion was too general a cost estimate.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

What's the insect de jour?

Romantic Frogs

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

Black Truffles!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Snowball Fight With Santa

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Better go easy on those acorns, Fred. You know how they give you gas.'

Blackbirds.

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"

Stealth grazing.

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Thanks.'

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'