Wintertime Frolicker T-Shirts

Sledding

Chase me, chase me cows.

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Oh yeah! It does echo when you moo very loudly!

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

Snowman carrot substitute.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Tall Snowman

Black Truffles!

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Snowball Fight With Santa

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

"I always feel sorry for the kids who have birthdays during hibernation."

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

A man squashed by a giant leaf