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'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

Cut down your own tree.

A man squashed by a giant leaf

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Fox and Hares

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Trail mix?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"