Forest Frolics T-Shirts

Gay nightclubs of the forest.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

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'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

Black Truffles!

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

A man squashed by a giant leaf