Forest Frolics Mugs

Gay nightclubs of the forest.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Information...

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

Black Truffles!

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

'That's one hell of a mating call you've got there, Bob!'

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

'I swear, if he recites 'Trees' once more, I'm going to drop all my chestnuts on him!'

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"