Forest Fun Aficionados Mugs

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

Holiday time.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Bull charging a fisherman

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Was it the beaver dream again?'

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

"You've been overdoing the tree hugging."

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

"I see here it's been quite a while since your last performance review."

Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

'What are you doing?!'

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

A man squashed by a giant leaf

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"I have reason to believe you've been party hunting."

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"