Forest Adventures Mugs

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Local Knowledge

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

ET Mishap

Sausages.

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Echo Tourism'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I love this time of day."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Where the wild things were."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Collies Without Borders

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."