Field Frolics Mugs

"Oi!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Moo-Magrams Exams

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

Costume Party.

Cow Wash Cycle.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

My parents had a mutual love of grass.

'Big egg.'

'I see the Maids have been in!'

The Ox Factor