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"Oi!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

The Taming of the Ewe

Cow Pollen

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'It wasn't premeditated.

Cow Wash Cycle.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

A sheep ordering in a restaurant - the sole item on the menu is grass.

"Mum, I've heard that Faberge eggs are very valuable. What kind of animal is a Faberge?"

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

'I see the Maids have been in!'

'How are the cloning experiments of shepherds going?'

Farmer pushes the cow down so he boings back up again.

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

The Ox Factor

'Big egg.'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Agricultural Failures: Hydroponic Livestock.

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

My parents had a mutual love of grass.