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'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Where the wild things were."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

School trip little porters.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

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